i love my mum

my mum ended a fight

i dont mean she broke one up

i mean SHE ENDED IT

PAHAHAHA
explain

hahaha

basically her friend was trying to have a discussion with this woman who was slaging her off behind her back

and my mum just steps in like oI LOVE, DID YOU SAY IT OR NOT?! YEH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

my stepdad had to like calm her down and drag her away

and then my mum and her friend kept giggling about the story and told everyone like 50 times when they were drunk

p.s she was at a barn dance with a cowboy hat and moustache on at the time

OH MY GOD I THINK I LIKE YOUR MUM MORE THAN I LIKE YOU

haha

she sounds AAAMMMUUUUZZIN

ahahahaha

isnt she mental